Online Dating Profile Truth Serum Version!

How would online dating profiles read if they told the "real" truth?

When we are trying to look our best and come across as "I-have-a-fun-active-interesting-insightful-life", of course we focus on the positives and leave out the negatives and the boring bits of life. But what would happen if we simply told the truth? 

Here is a light hearted look at online dating profiles - what they say, what they don't say and what they really mean....